Updated: NY Federal Judge Abolishes Quirky Tom Brady Suspension?!

Mr. “I’m loving the controversy,” Patriots’ QB Tom Brady was given a BIG BREAK in federal court in NYC, yesterday. Federal court judge Richard Berman ordered the NFL to lift the four-game suspension on Brady?!

NFL Jets’ QB Geno Smith Injured by a Teammate on a Sucka Punch?!

This guy joined the wrong sport… IK Enemkpali reportedly tagged or sucker punched teammate and up-and-coming (Roc Nation Sports) NY Jets’ QB Geno Smith, resulting in a crushing double-fracture jaw breaking injury. Enemkpali and Smith were going back and forth over a $600 debt…

Giants’ JPP In Dire Straits With Amputated Finger From Fireworks Mistake!

NFL NY Giants’ JPP (Jason Pierre-Paul) is in dire straits (with respect to a new contract and lifestyle in general) after getting an amputated right index finger from a fireworks mistake! As the story first broke (after July 4th) it seemed a insignificant incident, but after pictures were leaked, and the finger had to be amputated the situation was upgraded to serious!

NFL Champion Tom Brady Draws Out DeflateGate Scandal?! ::Updated

NFL QB Tom Brady was recently served a four-game suspension for deflating footballs in a Championship game last December. Now Brady is pushing his appeal through the NFLPA, implying that he had no part in the scandal?! This kind of nonsense makes me hate Brady; for one he just won the chip and two he is directly involved!

A-Rod Dials His Inner ‘Classic Man’ Notching A Three HR Rally!

A-Rod had to be bumping “Classic Man,” a new classic beat rap track by Jidenna when he dialed up three HR’s to help the Yankees triumphantly rally back from a five-run deficit last night! A-Rod third HR in the top of the ninth inning seemed next to impossible, sort of Ruth-like!

Serena Williams Notches ‘Serena Slam’ at Wimbledon!

During the pre-game commentary, former 18-time slam winner, Chrissy Everett implicitly uttered “She plays her best when she’s mad,” well I guess Serena was “mad” because she won in two sets 6-4, 6-4 over up-and-coming Spains’ Garbiñe Muguruza to win the Wimbledon Finals and complete the ‘Serena Slam’ (winning four Majors in a row)!

U.S. Women’s Soccer Reclaims THE WORLD CUP!!!

U.S. Women’s Soccer is back on ‘Top of The World’ after capturing the WORLD CUP GOLD, which had been eluding them since 1999! Carli Lloyd helped U.S.A. jump out to a quick 4-0 start in the first 16 minutes of play, scoring three goals including a hat-trick goal! They then held onto a 5-2 win over the defending champions, Japan! Carli Lloyd was of course named the player of the tournament!

The Warriors Knock Off Rugby Cav’s For The NBA Chip!!! PLUS LOL PICS!

The rough rugged rugby Cleveland Cavaliers behind soft-spoken Lebron James, were knocked off by the Golden State Warriors AKA Splash Bros. 105-97 tonight for the NBA Championship! The Warriors have claimed the heralded golden nugget for the first time in forty years! Lebron James played insane on forty shots a game, but it wasn’t enuff! Delly where you at? LMAO! The Warriors won four games out of what ended up a six game series!

LA Clips Maul Rockets In Western Semifinals!

Dwight Howard looked lost, James Harden was still perfecting the Euro 2-step, as the Houston Rockets got straight up MAULED by the LA Clippers 128-95 for Game 4 of the Western (Conference) Semifinals tonight! The Clips now have a commanding (3-1) series lead over the Rockets!

Derrick Rose ‘Gets The Call’ After Daggering Lebron Cavs! [Video]

Some say send me an angel… the Bulls got the knock when DERRICK ROSE hit the BIG SHOT – a daggering three!!! It brought the crowd to their feat, the Chicago Bulls to a 99-96 win over the Cleveland Cavaliers, and a surprising (2-1) Eastern Semifinals series lead! Rose finished with 30 points, and is fading Lebron’s hopes for another Championship! THE NBA PLAYOFFS ARE IN FULL EFFECT!!!