‘Bama Staves Off Clemson To Claim National Championship!

‘Bama Crimson Tides staved off the Clemson Tigers, 45-40 last night, to claim the 2015 BCS National Championship! ‘Bama coach Nick Saban wielded his team into GOLD behind a pooch onside kick late in the game, and switching receiver duties to O.J. Howard, who turnt out 208 yards and two touchdowns at Tight End!

LMAO: Donald Trump Gets Chumped By Aerosmith!

Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler officially sent Republican front runner Donald Trump a cease-and-desist letter to stop playing their damn song “Dream On” in his campaign bid! This is the third time already…Trump campaign is a joke; its worse than Lebron seeming humble and going back to Cleveland.