DearGod: Donald Trump Resigns?!

Amid all the confusion of the Democratic debate (lol), in a surprising pleasant turn of events, President Donald Trump announced his resignation today!!! Apparently, he was paying some of the Democratic candidates in this upcoming election (to sabotage the party), and paid some Republican candidates (to dive) in the last election!

LMAO: Donald Trump Gets Chumped By Aerosmith!

Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler officially sent Republican front runner Donald Trump a cease-and-desist letter to stop playing their damn song “Dream On” in his campaign bid! This is the third time already…Trump campaign is a joke; its worse than Lebron seeming humble and going back to Cleveland.