Turning Into A Star: Lady College Baller Rachel Banham Scores 52 Points; NBA Anthony Davis Hits 59 Points!

Minnesota Gophers’ Lady Rachel Banham has already got chirps #Tweets #Twitter from the likes of legendary Kobe Bryant after scoring a Women’s NCAA RECORD 60 points two weeks ago, a game-winner a week ago, and now matches that with an amazing 52 point performance, last night, shattering the BIG-Ten scoring record! Young NBA New Orleans Pelicans’ Anthony Davis is turning into a #star… stepping into the shadows of Wilt Chamberlain and Shaquille O’Neal with a profound 59 point plus 20 boards performance last night! He became the third player…

#DialingIn: Jimmer Fredette Will Be Key To #Knicks Success!?

#Dialingin my inner #ZenMaster Phil Jackson, who finally got rid of Derek Fisher, and soon will feature Jimmer Fredette on the wing #NYKnicks! #Fredette just claimed the D-League All-Star game MVP nod on a record-breaking 35 point performance Saturday afternoon! The #Knicks will be featuring #Fredette soon, and now have that three-point specialist we lacking! The #Knicks are now struggling in 12th place in the Eastern Atlantic Division with a 23-32 record, and in serious need of a fix!

Knicks’ Cleanthony Early Shot Outside Queens Club?!

#UpstateNY Pine Bush and Sullivan County Community College graduate, Cleanthony Early, who went onto Wichita State and the NBA NY Knicks was shot in the right knee and robbed of two chainz outside a Queens club at about 4:30am this morning by masked robbers?! He was with his girlfriend in an UberCar Taxi when a group of cars trapped them in… six suspects proceeded to the vehicle and asked him for his chainz! Early gave up two chainz, but it seems that when he wouldn’t give up his gold teeth they proceeded to shoot him in the right knee! They crooks also

Struggling Knicks Slash Up OKC!

The NY Knicks are finally starting to look Major League now! They beat the top west-coast team Oklahoma City Thunder 100-92 tonight to light up Madison Square Garden and give some temporary relief to loyal Knick fans! All the 10-day contract players like: Lance Thomas (the player of the game) who got 17 points, Jason Smith 11 points 11 boards, Lou Amundson 10 boards and four blocks, and Langston Galloway 18 points, stepped up as the team combined for 29 assists! Don’t forget about Melo who finished with 31 points and 10 boards, and Tim Hardaway Jr. who finished with 14 points and big three’s down the stretch! Not tending to hopelessness, but the Knicks are still 9-37, so they really need to dash to the finish!

Knicks End Crazy 16-Game Losing Streak, Stave Off Pelicans!

The NY Knicks entered MSG last night on the heels of a 16-game losing streak, and ended the game with the feeling of momentary triumph! The Knicks staved off the New Orleans Pelicans 99-92, and man it’s been a long time coming… almost an exhale for many Knick fans who anxiously watched the Knicks lose night-in and night-out and post a ridiculous 6-36 record! I mean everyone in NY was ready to pop bottles… just for a regular season win!

Huh? Knicks Name Derek Fisher ‘Head Coach’

As for the Knicks in an extraordinary move newly appointed (named) former LA Laker champ Derek Fisher “coach.” Derek Fisher heroicly helped the Lakers win the NBA Championship on five occasions blasting into the 21st century. He could also be claimed a dirty…