DearGod: Donald Trump Resigns?!

Amid all the confusion of the Democratic debate (lol), in a surprising pleasant turn of events, President Donald Trump announced his resignation today!!! Apparently, he was paying some of the Democratic candidates in this upcoming election (to sabotage the party), and paid some Republican candidates (to dive) in the last election!

Donald Trump Resigns?!

Donald Trump announced he will be resigning shortly (for medical problems) on request of the […]