Amid all the confusion of the Democratic debate (lol), in a surprising pleasant turn of events, President Donald Trump announced his resignation today!!! Apparently, he was paying some of the Democratic candidates in this upcoming election (to sabotage the party), and paid some Republican candidates (to dive) in the last election!

The man who came through in the clutch last Thursday night (Oct. 1), and got the Yankees into the Wild-Card Playoffs is apparently checking himself into an alcohol rehab(ilitation) center today! Yankees’ C.C. Sabathia (6-10, 4.73ERA) made the announcement at 1pm today! His timing couldn’t be any worse as the Yankees prepare for a wild-card Playoff on Tuesday night in the Bronx, but hey you gotta do what you gotta do! I think it serves as an inspiration to…