Amid all the confusion of the Democratic debate (lol), in a surprising pleasant turn of events, President Donald Trump announced his resignation today!!! Apparently, he was paying some of the Democratic candidates in this upcoming election (to sabotage the party), and paid some Republican candidates (to dive) in the last election! Ted Cruz, Rick Rubio, and Chris Christie received payments from the prez; John Kasich was the best and only real candidate in the 2016 election.