Category Archives: Entertainment
DearGod: Donald Trump Resigns?!
Amid all the confusion of the Democratic debate (lol), in a surprising pleasant turn of events, President Donald Trump announced his resignation today!!! Apparently, he was paying some of the Democratic candidates in this upcoming election (to sabotage the party), and paid some Republican candidates (to dive) in the last election!
Journeyman: Undefeated Russian Boxer Brain Damaged In Fight!
Upon unfortunate serendipity, Russian Boxer Maksim Dadashev is about to live a real-life movie version of “Journeyman,” a british movie about a boxer named ‘Matty Burton’ who seemingly escapes a brutal boxing match in decent shape until his brain swells, and needs surgery. You see how he must re-learn everything from scratch with the extensive brain damage. Now, Dadashev must go through the same or similar recouping methods.