Whathe: #espn #usopen Nix Line #judges

What the @#$?, some commentators for #espn #USOpen have been losing touch with reality for […]

Wimbledon returns weak repoir

The Wimbledon 2023 that concluded a week ago comprised weak broadcasting, terrible videography, and tailored out stories. ESPN terrible broadcasting…more

Steph Curry Brings Poodle to All-Star Game?!

Steph Curry is one of the best shooters of this generation, but All-Star Saturday night […]

Maddow lost in Russia, Trump found in Ukraine?!

#MSNBC Rachel Maddow was lost (and kidnapped) in Russia in the last couple days en route to the #Olympics, while Donald Trump was found hiding in Ukraine after a bender in Russia?!

Aussie Open: Nadal turns Hero in ‘Modern’ Tennis

“Ohhh-what-a-relief,” uttered the main commentator as Nadal appeared to be losing the match. The commentator and videographer(s) were pitching Medevedev the entire #AussieOpen #Final match, esp. in the first and second sets.

NBA Class: Descension from MJ to Trae!

The NBA has witnessed a descension of class in the NBA. We have descended from MJ #classic tongue out to “soft foul” Trae Young taunting the crowd with a weird stank face. He looked like he needed to

Super Bowl Busts!

Surrounded by all the panic of the Coronavirus emerges the Super Bowl LV with ankles shaking in their feet! I hope Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win, and he can (so deservedly) ride off into the sunset with his stallion and head held high!

Yo: Drew Brees Is Not Racist!

With all this panic going on with the #coronavirus, a lot of people have displaced their aggression unto #BlackLivesMatter… This entire environment is negligent of the fact that he may want to been laid to rest!

DearGod: Donald Trump Resigns?!

Amid all the confusion of the Democratic debate (lol), in a surprising pleasant turn of events, President Donald Trump announced his resignation today!!! Apparently, he was paying some of the Democratic candidates in this upcoming election (to sabotage the party), and paid some Republican candidates (to dive) in the last election!

Journeyman: Undefeated Russian Boxer Brain Damaged In Fight!

Upon unfortunate serendipity, Russian Boxer Maksim Dadashev is about to live a real-life movie version of “Journeyman,” a british movie about a boxer named ‘Matty Burton’ who seemingly escapes a brutal boxing match in decent shape until his brain swells, and needs surgery. You see how he must re-learn everything from scratch with the extensive brain damage. Now, Dadashev must go through the same or similar recouping methods.