Giants’ JPP In Dire Straits With Amputated Finger From Fireworks Mistake!

NFL NY Giants’ JPP (Jason Pierre-Paul) is in dire straits (with respect to a new contract and lifestyle in general) after getting an amputated right index finger from a fireworks mistake! As the story first broke (after July 4th) it seemed a insignificant incident, but after pictures were leaked, and the finger had to be amputated the situation was upgraded to serious!

NFL Champion Tom Brady Draws Out DeflateGate Scandal?! ::Updated

NFL QB Tom Brady was recently served a four-game suspension for deflating footballs in a Championship game last December. Now Brady is pushing his appeal through the NFLPA, implying that he had no part in the scandal?! This kind of nonsense makes me hate Brady; for one he just won the chip and two he is directly involved!

A-Rod Dials His Inner ‘Classic Man’ Notching A Three HR Rally!

A-Rod had to be bumping “Classic Man,” a new classic beat rap track by Jidenna when he dialed up three HR’s to help the Yankees triumphantly rally back from a five-run deficit last night! A-Rod third HR in the top of the ninth inning seemed next to impossible, sort of Ruth-like!

Djokovic Wins Back-To-Back Wimbledon’s! Djokovic pobedi na zad to nazad!

Srbija #1 ranked Novak Djokovic beat Sweisland Roger Federer 7-6, 6-7, 6-4, 6-3 to take the 44$ Million Purse and Wimbledon (England) back-to-back! Srbija #1 Novak Đoković pobedio rangirani Sveisland Rodžer Federer 7-6, 6-7, 6-4, 6-3 uzeti 44 miliona dolara torbicu i Vimbldon (Engleska) nazad-to-nazad!

The Warriors Knock Off Rugby Cav’s For The NBA Chip!!! PLUS LOL PICS!

The rough rugged rugby Cleveland Cavaliers behind soft-spoken Lebron James, were knocked off by the Golden State Warriors AKA Splash Bros. 105-97 tonight for the NBA Championship! The Warriors have claimed the heralded golden nugget for the first time in forty years! Lebron James played insane on forty shots a game, but it wasn’t enuff! Delly where you at? LMAO! The Warriors won four games out of what ended up a six game series!

Steph Curry Splashes NBA Record Three’s!

Steph Curry hit the three… and SPLASHES into history for the NBA RECORD for three’s (in a single season)! He got the record (273th and 274th) three, as his team (Golden State Warriors) battled back to a 57-54 halftime lead (from 10 back) versus the Portland Trailblazers! Curry already has 22 points at the half, so he might even muscle up a 50 point game!

James Harden Serves Ricky Rubio With A Wicked Cross-Over?!

I don’t know if the floor was slippery, but I do know that NBA scoring leader Houston Rockets’ James Harden served Spanish superstar Minnesota Timberwolves’ Ricky Rubio with a WICKED Cross-Over last night, followed up with a step-back three! Ironically, Rubio is usually the man with the tricky dribble, but met his match with Harden! Check out the tape right here!

Amare Parts Way With Knicks, Heads To San Antonio???

Amare Stoudemire, is ready to set roll, sail and part ways from the NY Knicks, who on the break tip agreed to buyout the remainder of his five-year $100 Million contract! Stat quickly took control in NY averaging 25.3 points per game and 8.2 rebounds per game for the first 77 games (in 2010), but then fell plague to injury! Amare became a better post player and center in New York, but he never got quite going always laboring with his bad knees and showing holes in his D! Amare did everything from spots on Sesame Street to bathing in red wine (recently) during his stay in the BIG APPLE!

Cavs Roll To 12 Straight!

All you discounters better jump on the Lebron train, as his team, the Cleveland Cavaliers, are coming full blast down the tracks… rolling… winning 12 straight! Lebron was rocking his black tee which emphatically said, “Roll With The Winners: RWTW” after his team touched up CP3 and the LA Clippers, 105-94! The refs handed out five techs (technical fouls) and one ejection (Matt Barnes) to the Clips, who started to get frustrated trailing by over 20 points for the majority of the game!

Patriots Startle Seahawks In Super Bowl Finale!

This year’s Super Bowl was a tale of glory for Patriot fans, and a straight up heart-breaker for Seahawk fans! The game came down to the last play with the Seahawks (down 28-24) on the 1/2 yard line about to score… when suddenly Seahawks’ QB Russell Wilson throws a trick play pass which was intercepted and effectively ended the game with only 20 seconds left! In many people’s opinion (including mine), Seahawks’ beast-mode RB Marshawn Lynch should have run in the ball for the TD!!! All is all it was a fantastic finish, as Pats’ QB Tom Brady went from sweating profusely in disbelief to jumping off the bench with tears of joy!